Findings:
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Many have died; you also will die.
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I have too many clothes
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How we have grown apart
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I don't have the time
- How to have lesbian sex
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many grooves are on a record?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How many special people change?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- How many infinities are there?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Long Haired Preachers
- How to "Have People"
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- You, standing
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How could you ever have enough?
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to time waste at work
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- How many elephants
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- How many beans make five?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- I know how many there are.
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How many keys on a piano?
- Kids have no concept of time
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Computers have no sense of time
- I have lost many things, so many
- How the mighty have fallen
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have an out of body experience
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Sex in a small car
- In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
- I used to have so many dreams
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to have an epileptic fit
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- In the time you have
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Sex with a chicken
- How long have you known?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I must have called a thousand times
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How we could still have a President Trump
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- How long have you been in love with her?
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How many primes are there?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How the Tin Woodman Told the Sad News
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
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