Findings:
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- The days of very old were not very good
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to herd people in public
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Of course, they were wrong
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- seedless grapes
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- They Were Eleven
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- how the pyramids were built
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Things never were what they used to be
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How old are you?
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How we were, before you were
- How we were, before we were
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Or were they chords of sun?
- I was into them after they were hip
- Old men never die, they just spout poetry
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Before they were famous
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I told you they were nuts
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- We were Rome once
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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