Findings:
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- Of course, they were wrong
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- seedless grapes
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How we were, before we were
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- I was into them after they were hip
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- Automobile tire pressure
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How we were, before you were
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to herd people in public
- Pi in the Bible
- How Scholastica Took the Wrong Path and Ruined Bill Moyers
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how the pyramids were built
- How Not to be Wrong
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They Were Eleven
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Before they were famous
- Or were they chords of sun?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- Things never were what they used to be
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- They called the wrong Grandma today...
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- I told you they were nuts
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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