Findings:

• Fortune
• fortune cookie
• fortune teller
• Soldier of Fortune
• Wheel of Fortune
• Fortune 500
• The Traveler and Fortune
• Cookie's Fortune
• /usr/games/fortune
• fortune fish
• The fortune teller and the food critic are the same person, dammit!
• The Fortune Cookie Game
• The Everything Fortune Cookie
• 20 ways to pamper your lover without spending a fortune
• Dating Fortune
• Ethereal Fortune (user)
• fortune file
• Dada Fortune Cookies
• Dion Fortune
• Fortune Cookie Prize
• The Three Sons of Fortune
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• Time and Good Fortune
• Fortune Brands
• Fortune and Glory
• Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
• Family Fortunes
• Reversal of Fortune
• fortune (user)
• Daughter of Fortune
• Group processes observed in the Hevert Ying Fortune Cookie Factory
• How to make your illegal fortune with an iBook and Apache
• Cleopatra's Fortune
• You'll earn a fortune
• I opened a fortune cookie for you yesterday
• Tipperary fortune
• The Old Fortune Teller
• Outrageous Fortune
• Nine Hostages to Fortune
• Men of Good Fortune
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• What about fortune and fame?
• fortune cookies
• The Fortune Teller (user)
• Fortune finds them in the oddest places
• Fortune's Favourites
• A Fortune Inside Your Head
• ill
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Lincensed to Ill
• Ill Communication
• Licensed to Ill
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'll call you
• house of ill repute
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The Goods and the Ills
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll never be the other woman
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I'll take my half whole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll become what you became to me
• mentally ill
• I'll Tell You a Story
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I'll throw you the connection
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• being ill during exams
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll be
• Ill Nino
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• Still I'll make this water home
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Bird of Ill Omen
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• I'll get there when I get there
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Mr. Ill (user)
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• ill (user)
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I'll take you home
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Honey, I'll see you in hell!
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Herrin ill
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I'll do anything to pass
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I'll take that as a compliment
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I'll stand by you
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'll Meet You Half-Way
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• I'll drink to that
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs

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