Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Illegal prime number
• Phallusifer: The Immoral Code
• 54-40 or fight!
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian): Part II
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• crashing a helicopter in Central London is illegal
• Dead or Alive
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• bicurious or bipolar regarding hot beverages
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Give it back or I bite the little blue man
• To dance or to die
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• illegal (user)
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• indulgence or indictment
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• How to herd people in public
• push or knock
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Deal or No Deal
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• plain sailing or not
• Hooker or Trophy Wife?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• Perspectives on Martyrdom, Sacrifice, and Spectacle: III. The Accursed Share, Economy or Decay?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• amoral vs immoral
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Fuck it or kill it
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• To Pacify or Not
• Eat shit or puke trying
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
• Is Hell exothermic or endothermic (node_forward)
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Patients or profit?
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Organized labor vs. illegal immigration
• and/or
• Bikini or thong?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Neanderthal race, or man
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Sycophant or Psychopomp: such is the Quandary
• Liberty or Death: Violence, Slavery, and Poetry in Pre-Revolutionary Charleston
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• The Horsburgh Affair: Disciple or Deviate?
• Make cigarettes illegal
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator

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