Findings:

• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• leaving by night
• The Attack by Fire
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Slowly seduced by the impending night
• what we did last night
• I had a dream last night
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• A Summer Night
• Attack by Stratagem
• The night a princess was captured
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• bat wings by night
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• Last Night on Earth
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Night By Night
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Continuously attacked by bees
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Love by Night's Fire
• Werewolf by Night
• Guided at night by factory lights
• Fly by Night
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Wonderland By Night
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• By Night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Falling asleep last night
• The last night of the earth poems
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Last Night of the Proms
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• a memory of last night's storm
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• something I found last night
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Venice by night
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• Buffalo By Night
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I was raised by the French government
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Making the Movies XXVII Taking Exteriors by Night
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What was stolen by someone else
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Freeway by Night
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• traveling the dark forest road by moonless night
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Last Night
• I spent last night searching for a body
• More hips!
• I shaved my head last night
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• Last year was always better
• The seizure I had last night
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Last Night in Soho
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Beethoven's Last Night
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Maybe it was not a Friday night
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• Rush n Attack
• Tetris Attack
• heart attack
• Attack of the Killer B's
• discovered attack
• When Animals Attack
• leapfrog attack
• Birthday attack
• attack sub
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• RIAA Attacks Usenet
• Attack of the Miniature Salesman
• Lamarr's Attacks
• General advice for preventing attacks
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• The Attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• martial attack
• Condor Attack
• The killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter
• Plaque Attack
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• dead beef attack
• Yugoslav Attack
• Angel Attack
• Heart attack on a plate
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• Wing Attack Plan R
• Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
• Attack and Release
• Attack The System
• Senator John McCain's Statement Concerning the Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center
• The Dalai Lama's response to terrorist attacks on the United States
• Pat Robertson on the Terrorist Attack
• Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan: Statement on the Terrorist Attacks in the US
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• Falwell, Robertson & the Terrorist Attack
• Scientology's reaction to the WTC attack
• Spitfire Attack
• Shark Attack
• Fidel Castro's Response to the September 11th Attacks
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan
• Scrabble attacks
• September 11 attacks and the War Against Terrorism
• pak attack (user)
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• Smile. Relax. Attack.

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