Findings:

• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just sayin'.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Something inside has died
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• serendipity, or something like it
• I need something like smoking
• he just died
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Just Like Honey
• Just to see what it would be like
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Something is still possible. You've just forgotten.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• My mother just died
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• just like my father
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Just Like Heaven
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Just Like Mom
• Just Like Larry
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Just Like Snow
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Life, or something like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• something like this
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Just like you
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• feeling like it
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm just guessing
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Just like tomato soup
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• just like mom used to make
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I'm feeling lucky
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I just couldn't work like that
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe

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