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• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The worst children's book ever
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter six
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter sixteen
• Worst Node Ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter nine
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Pick up a tail
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seven
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The Library Book
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• Pick it up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• pick up
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book One: Poemandres, The Shepherd of Men
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• a dozen books I should have read you
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I've been smoking ever since
• The bravest man I've ever known
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter twelve
• These go to eleven
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• How to pick up women
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• pick up line
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How to pick up men
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seventeen
• old books can tell more than one story
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fifteen
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eight
• read this book
• The Book I Haven't Read
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter four
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The worst ending ever
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• The worst fanfic ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 3
• The Wild Colonials
• Reasons to read books
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 4
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 6
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 8
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 9
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 10
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 12
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fourteen
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Aeneid - Book One
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter thirteen
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter three
• read a book to kindergarteners
• Turn up for the books
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• isn't there more than one book
• we read from the book as it is written
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The worst job interview ever
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Best smoke I've ever had
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'd rather read a book
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• The worst name ever
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• the worst haircut ever
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• Worst episode ever
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter one
• When I Read the Book
• what one lacks in quality, the other makes up for in quantity
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• And then one day you wake up
• One up
• Ski piss
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• Best Math Books Ever Written

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