A joint project of General Dynamics and Purina, involving the construction and deployment of a defense satellite high above the earth. The pinnacle of SDI technology, the Orbital Sheep Launcher (OSL) can drop a sheep on any place on earth with pinpoint accuracy.

Tired of Saddam Hussein's 'tude? Stuff a Scottish blackface down his throat from 25,000 miles up! Are the French getting snotty again? Destroy Paris with a barrage of plummeting jumbucks! Pesky kids wearing baggy pants and frightening the missus? They'll change their tune (and their underwear) after you bury them in Wensleydales!

Uncooperative Everythingians voting your "orbital sheep launcher" node down? Bahhhms away!

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