Findings:
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- Dr Pepper imitations
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Fuck them all but the six
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Fortune finds them in the oddest places
- You can run, but you can't hide
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- You can, but you may not
- Maybe I shall find them with EDB.
- you can find a war for peace
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Ain't nothing going on but the rent
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- But can a robot love.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- There is infinite hope, but not for us
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- but with words we can create anything
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- It's cold in the city. I find my intimacy where I can.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- you can always find a razor lying in the road
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
- do not choose your beliefs; find them
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- not running from, but going to
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- like you're blind but still can see
- But can you still cry like a child?
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- I can always hope
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- we can take them
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- The words no one can find
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- The past can find you
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- A Pandeist Pope? We can only hope!!
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- butt naked
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Butt hinge
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- some people believe that they've given more to the world than the world has given to them
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
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