Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "screwed his face up into what he felt was a suitably thoughtful expression"

• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• That's Just How He Was
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• He just left his body
• he is too shy to write his tale
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• His version was better
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• A man and his own face
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• At least he was gentle
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He Was a Crook
• The sunny side of his face
• some say he was never here at all
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He was found
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He Was Only Joking
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• up his own arse
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He weaves his words
• face up
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• All he left her was alone
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• His face when she fell
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He made a way to his anger
• he was a punk poet himself
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• making certain he was touching her
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• watch his heart turning into rock
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• Saving face, losing time, staring off into an alternate reality
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• His face
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Kissing a man all over his face
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• My skin felt like I was falling
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• to stare into the face of god, and see nothing
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• He flops over and bonks his head
• More than he was willing to give
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• "Shut up," he explained
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• blow up in your face
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could

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