Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• don't forget to breathe
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• lizards don't understand
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Take a moment to forget everything
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Hot pursuit
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• They don't understand my tea
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Two weddings full of mystic secrets: My Deathly Hallows moments
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• but don't take my word for it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I don't understand math
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I won't ever understand
• I won't ever understand me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Being a dickhead
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• The axe forgets but the tree remembers
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• they carry but they do not understand
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Don't Forget to Tip Your Servers
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Don't forget the toes
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Let's trade secrets we won't share
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.

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