Findings:

• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• If you can say something nice, do
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I did not consent to feeling so small
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• He can
• There is something we can do
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So, he's leaving
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He did very little harm
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He speaks so well!
• So how did you two meet?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• So did I.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• my novembers are so well documented
• They did so because they believed they could.
• When did the World get so old?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• He had something to say. He said it.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Something I Can Never Have
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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