Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "someone told you that people will like you better if you're always happy"

• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Indigenous people are better than you
• he's like someone living in a dream
• like you're blind but still can see
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• What life after death will really be like
• Happy Songs for Happy People
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Men did not always like large breasts
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• The next life will be better
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I Will Wait For You Always
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• we will become a happy ending
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• and the people look like flowers at last
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People will steal anything
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Treatment of corporations
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Why are the people on food stamps always fat?
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I will always be weird inside
• better than a living will
• You're always welcome at our house
• I hope you're fucking happy
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I will not spend my life like this
• You're like a brother to me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• And you're always welcome at our house
• Last year was always better
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Treating people like literal robots
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• The People's Will
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I remember, I always will
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• We Will Always Love You
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I like the curves far better
• worse things have happened to better people
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• Shiny Happy People
• we'd like you better drugged
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• It will get better
• The bomber will always get through
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• insulting people you like
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• People Like Us
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• It's almost like you're real
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I will always be in the details
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Never look like you're staring
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• With him it was always like
• Japanese people like to play games
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• stuff white people like
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage

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