Findings:
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- This equation is hotter than I thought
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
- This isn't fun anymore
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Happy Fun Ball
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- less fun than the packaging
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- thought is larger than words
- An older problem than we thought
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- But it isn't
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Home surgery
- Who says discount card profiling isn't fun?
- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
- Teaching kids greater and less than
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- causing another person bad feelings and seeing the result isn't fun
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
- Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- isn't there more than one book
- Bowling ball
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Bowling Ball Head
- Thought ball
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Antenna ball
- nerf ball
- Old Ball and Chain
- Magic 8 Ball
- Edward Ball
- Lucille Ball
- Our Balls Are Bigger
- Rum balls
- Plasma ball
- Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
- Ball Four
- The old hidden ball trick
- ben-wa balls
- golf ball
- Matzoh ball soup
- ball and chain
- Mouse ball
- Minie ball
- Whitworth ball
- Blue balls
- Dragon Ball GT
- Range balls
- ball python
- Break one's balls
- Crystal ball
- Bocce Ball
- Ernie Ball/Music Man
- balls to the wall
- Fur ball
- Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- I had my balls shaved
- thoughts from the cornfield
- Onigiri
- Nine ball
- wiffle ball
- Hairy ball theorem
- tennis ball cannon
- Tennis ball
- Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
- Sticks and balls
- held ball
- rubber band ball
- ball joint
- Wall Ball
- Yummy Cheese Ball
- Cheese balls
- Witch ball
- ball chain
- war ball
- worry balls
- Juggling Balls
- balls on my chin (user)
- Popcorn balls
- spotted balls
- Kick in the balls
- Three ball cascade
- Three ball shower
- Four ball fountain
- four ball synch fountain
- Ball Hog or Tugboat?
- Ball Jacks
- How to master the Magic 8 Ball
- gooch ball
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