Findings:

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Don't Look Back
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't want to go back to work
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Love cookies
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• They are all pretty but fading.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Don't Look Back in Anger
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• But what are they really thinking?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• We're one, but we're not the same
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• they carry but they do not understand
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Good from far, but far from good
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Two steps forward, one step back
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Being a dickhead
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Back to square one
• but don't take my word for it
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary

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