Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "those little widgets that spray your butt with water to clean it after you crap"

• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• those corroded little stars
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• clean water
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• You hold water for those you love
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• Clean Water Act
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• May those who are born after me
• Water butt
• Little depth but lots of skin and penis
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Clean Water Action
• A little child could never kill this clean
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Those little marks on the wall
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• on the beach, after those midnight beasts came and went, I chose the sea
• happily ever after
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• after
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• after the fact
• After the Summer of Love
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Y2K
• August and Everything After
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After Dinner Cocktail
• After Five
• After Five Shooter
• After Hours
• The morning after
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• After the Sea-Ship
• Unhappily Ever After
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• What life after death will really be like
• Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
• Sunglasses After Dark
• Chi Chi, after completion
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• after a week at Smith
• after a week at smith part 2
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• masturbating right after working out
• What was left after the party
• Boy named after website
• Time After Time
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• after and missing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Everything and after
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• What to do after unprotected sex
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Molotov's speech after Finnish Winter War
• The taste in my mouth after a nap
• edev: Reloading node data after voting
• Ten Years After
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Disconnection -- A wedding and after
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• after the flood (user)
• A bummer of a job, after school
• After Life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Chasing after the morning
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• After the Gold Rush
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• After the Wake
• Album of Landscapes After Old Masters
• evan after (user)
• after ski
• After Hours Trading
• Is There Life After High School?
• Los Angeles after the rain
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• after all white horses are in bed
• London After Midnight
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Grotesque (After The Gramme)
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• Running after cars
• After The Movie
• after the funeral
• Living After Midnight
• What to do after leaving school
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
• Countries named after people

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