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• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I care because you do
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• some say he was never here at all
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He did very little harm
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• It was the least I could do
• How Do I Love Thee?
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It was the right thing to do.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He Was a Crook
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Because I do not want to forget
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Did I do that?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• All you ever did was let it happen
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• We did not know it was a war
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• He flops over and bonks his head
• More than he was willing to give
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• At least he was gentle
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He weaves his words
• Because he's the hero Gotham deserves

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