Findings:

• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Penis size and impregnation
• Screw you, Home Depot! I still have my penis!
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• I still have the scar
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Escape while you still can.
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• snowball's chance in hell
• second chance
• no chance
• Fat chance
• Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance
• chance operation
• off chance
• chance medley
• Will I be given that chance?
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Give Peace a Chance
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Chance encounters with strangers
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Another chance at self defeat
• Last Chance to See
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• The Last Chance Texaco
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Chances Are
• A Second Chance At Eden
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• chance (user)
• Snowball's Chance
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• The Music of Chance
• Chances Not Taken
• Life: Chance
• My Last Chance for Love
• Taking Chance
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Fate vs Chance
• Chinaman's chance
• puncher's chance
• Cloudy, with a chance of pain
• charming, with a chance of terror
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Games of chance
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• while a waitress pours coffee
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life

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