Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "yes, I really put the actual link here, for the sake of completeness. But for fuck's sake, don't try to follow it"

• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Pink ribbons, for fuck's sake
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• For fuck's sake
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't fuck with the cat
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Put Your Hand Here
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• don't try to find words
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• don't put it in your mouth
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't Follow
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• but don't take my word for it
• Fuck them all but the six
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Don't piss here
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Being a dickhead
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Things people put up their butts
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• here, but not here
• Don't fuck llamas
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't put your pecker in the checker
• Don't fuck the corpses
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Follow the links
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't try this at home
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• But what are they really thinking?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Sexist jokes
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Fell, But Tried
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• Sorry, I don't work here
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them

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