Findings:

• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• When five senses aren't enough
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• On Sitting Down to Read King Lear Once Again
• Sitting thirteen at a table
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• Watership Down
• dumbing down
• The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
• Down By Law
• Boogie Down Productions
• down
• upside down
• go down
• down quark
• Two Atoms Walking down the Street
• Disappointed Woman Sitting In Bed Stock Photo
• first down
• settle down
• shut down
• dumbed down
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Down's Syndrome
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Batten down the hatches!
• kick down
• Xiu Xiu : The Sent Down Girl
• shot down
• going down
• Trompe
• Looking down through the leaves
• go down in history
• Play it down
• knocking a person down
• Break it down
• averaging down
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Down To This
• On the down low
• Chop down
• Flag down
• Down East Delight
• Down Under
• Down Under Snowball
• I break myself down
• Cutting down all the trees
• sit down
• Down, not across
• down the road
• May your only son strike you down
• Broken Down Golf Cart
• Knock down
• System of a Down
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Fall down go boom
• The Devil Went Down to Georgia
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• coming down
• heads down
• snarf down
• down on one knee
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Falling Down
• get right down to it
• taking down the advertising industry from the inside
• Slashdot is down
• Whistle Down the Wind
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Down in one
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• watered down
• Take Me Down
• Knuckle down
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Turning text upside down
• thumbs down
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• 3 Doors Down
• come down
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The Bog Down In The Valley
• Daffy Down Dilly
• London Bridge is Falling Down
• dress down
• Trickle-down economics
• Looking Up & Down
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Plan for bringing down corporate fast food chains
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Gravity really gets me down
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• put down

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