Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you can safely say you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do"

• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• God Hates Us All
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• God was created in man's image
• Man was created in God's image
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• Why do people believe in God?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• All gods but your own
• Who created God?
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• God is good, people are screwed up
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• we can all just be around other people
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• god hates fags
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Can God lie?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• God's Own Programming Language
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• In God we trust? Who says?
• God Hates Fundies
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I hate this god damn robot
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• it's all just god talking
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What Would God Do?
• Now Thank We All Our God
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• God Hates FAQs
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• And God created woman
• How do you make God laugh?
• Gods say the darndest things
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The Dude and God's People
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• God's Own Medicine
• If there is a God, I hate her
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• Protesting at your own God
• God Hates Figs
• God hates shrimp
• god hates
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• when the gods are afraid
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I hate God
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• I pray to God I can find the other sock
• All I can do
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• If you can say something nice, do
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• After the flood all the colors came out
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• At night, all American cities look the same
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• pull out all the stops
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• some say he was never here at all
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• One letter can make all the difference
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• All out
• let's pretend we're all the same
• There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
• Seven words you can never say on television
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• How can people listen to that crap?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Missing all the wrong people
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• People Are Alike All Over
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
• We Can all Die Like This
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme

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