Findings:

• You do not have a right to not be offended
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• To do is to be
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• It was the right thing to do.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do it right bitch
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• You, standing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• The right thing to do
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Do what you have to do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• It seems like the right thing to do
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• you have to be kidding
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Why do children have to die?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• These papers do not show what I have done
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• I do have some things to hide
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• you have to be close to catch it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• painting stars that have not come to be
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• painting stars that have come to be
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The right to be wrong
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Do the Right Thing
• Why males have nipples
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do it right the first time
• The tattoo phenomenon
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life

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