Killing A Vampire: A Cross-Cultural Survey of Methodology (idea)

These data are drawn from a table created by Cecil Adams, who is the world's smartest human being and author of The Straight Dope. Out of respect for his awesome intellect and the rules of fair use, I will only give an excerpt from his research. For more information, see chapter 3 of his first book, or at least send him a bale of money.

Preferred Method of Disposal

Albania = Stake through heart

Bulgaria = Chain to grave with wild roses

Macedonia = Pour boiling oil on, drive nail through navel

Prussia = Put poppy seeds in grave

Rumania = Remove heart, cut in two; garlic in mouth, nail in head

Saxony = Lemon in mouth