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Killing A Vampire: A Cross-Cultural Survey of Methodology (idea)
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Tue Aug 08 2000 at 23:58:55
These
data
are drawn from a table created by
Cecil Adams
, who is
the world's smartest human being
and author of
The Straight Dope
. Out of respect for his
awesome
intellect
and the rules of
fair use
, I will only give an excerpt from his
research
. For more information, see chapter 3 of his
first book
, or at least send him a
bale
of
money
.
Preferred Method of Disposal
Albania
=
Stake through heart
Bulgaria
=
Chain to grave with wild roses
Macedonia
=
Pour boiling oil on, drive nail through navel
Prussia
=
Put poppy seeds in grave
Rumania
=
Remove heart, cut in two; garlic in mouth, nail in head
Saxony
=
Lemon in mouth
Chinese Hopping Vampire
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
Cecil Adams
That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
Ultimate Bazooka of Thermonuclear Apocalypse
The Straight Dope
Chain to grave with wild roses
vampire
The Fifth Elephant
SOY! SOY! SOY! Soy makes you strong! Strength crushes enemies! SOY!
Everything is sacred
The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature
The Count
If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
The vampire at my window at 4am
Female ejaculation
throat singing