Note, all these years later: The below lists used to be in a writeup above mine as how to impress a female and male, respectively. I don't know why someone deleted the first writeup while leaving mine behind, but TBTB are strange, strange creatures.

It seems I'm more female than male. So are most of my supposedly "male" friends. Maybe I should start claiming to be a lesbian.

HOW TO IMPRESS ME, A SO-CALLED "MALE":
Compliment anybody whom deserves it;
Tease me, but only in a friendly way;
Comfort me;
Listen to me;
Care for me, and for people in general;
Support me and anyone else whom deserves you support;
Act responsibly;
Be nice;
Have fun!

HOW NOT TO IMPRESS ME:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.