Note, all these years later: The below lists used to be in a writeup above mine as how to impress a female and male, respectively. I don't know why someone deleted the first writeup while leaving mine behind, but TBTB are strange, strange creatures.
It seems I'm more
female than
male. So are most of my supposedly "
male" friends. Maybe I should start
claiming to be a lesbian.
HOW TO IMPRESS ME, A SO-CALLED "MALE":
Compliment anybody whom deserves it;
Tease me, but only in a friendly way;
Comfort me;
Listen to me;
Care for me, and for people in general;
Support me and anyone else whom deserves you support;
Act responsibly;
Be nice;
Have fun!
HOW NOT TO IMPRESS ME:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.