The Best Thing To Do With An Avocado:
Ingredients:
1
Ripe Avocado
Half a
lemon/some pure
lemon juice
Malt
vinegar
Salt and pepper
A sharp
knife
A hand-held
mixer/a
spoon, a
bowl, and
someone strong
AND:
Some
bread,
crackers or anything else considered
coverable-in-
spread.
Directions:
Using a knife, cut the avocado into two halves (one of which should have the
stone in it. Take it out. Now throw it away. Or throw it at
someone, because it's
damn heavy).
Scoop the
flesh from both halves into a mixer or bowl. Add a touch of
lemon juice and a
drizzle of vinegar, a
pinch of salt and a
twist of pepper, and
blend.
Next, scoop out the
pale green gunk, and spread onto bread or other spreadable food. I realise that, at
first glance, this looks
suspiciously like
Guacamole. It isn't, really. No, it
really isn't.