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This was a song I was taught in summer camp when I was in the sixth grade. I wish I could tell you the lyrics, but I can't because I only remember a snippet and the melody. Too bad, because it's a hilarious, raunchy song (hilarity and raunch being very important when you're twelve) unless, of course, your name is Suzie.

Anyhow, the bit I do remember is:

Suzie had a boyfriend,
Her boyfriend had a truck,
Suzie liked to drive it,
Her boyfriend liked to ...

    (chorus)
    Bang, bang Suzie,
    When Suzie goes away,
    Who will bang on Suzie,
    When Suzie goes away?

I think there were about five or six verses, all of equally fine poetic caliber. If anyone can fill me in, I'd be ever so grateful.