00000 Contents of this edition 00000 Principia Discordia - Introduction 00000 Principia Discordia - Title Page 00001 Page 00001 00002 Principia Discordia - Table of Contents 00003 The Sacred Chao (Illustration) 00004 Five Commandments (The Pentabarf) 00005 Zen Story 00006 Telegram to Jehova 00007 Birth of the Erisian Movement 00011 Battle Hymn of The Eristocracy 00012 On Prayer 00013 Heaven is Down.... 00014 Norton's Money 00015 Eris - Greek Geneology 00016 Law of Fives 00017 Myth of The Apple of Discord 00019 Erisian Hymn 00020 POEE Chart 00021 POEE Symbol 00022 POEE 00023 Principia Discordia - Application Form 00024 POEE Priests 00026 Erisian Affirmation 00027 Legionnaire Certificate 00027 St. Gulik 00028 How to Start A POEE Cabal Without Messing Around With The Polyfather 00029 Baptismal Rite 00031 Mysteree Oath 00032 The Discordian Society 00033 The Golden Apple Corps 00033 Numeral V Sign 00034 Principia Discordia - Calendar 00035 Holy Names 00036 POPE Cards 00037 Parable of The Bitter Tea 00038 Sermon on Ethics & Love 00039 Apostles of Eris 00041 How Honest Book of Truth Was Revealed 00042 Curse of Greyface 00043 Principia Discordia - Mandala 00044 Cosmology (Book of Uterus) 00046 Orders of Discordia 00047 Entropy (Norbert Wiener) 00048 Zarthud's Enlightenment 00049 The Sacred Chao (text) 00052 Hodge/Podge Transformer 00053 Brunswick Shrine 00054 Starbucks Pebbles 00055 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil letter) 00056 Cosmogeny (Void's Daughters) 00059 Syadastian Chant 00060 Classification of Saints 00061 Principia Discordia - Occultism 00062 Principia Discordia - Astrology 00063 The Curse of Greyface and the introduction of negativism 00064 The Turkey Curse 00065 Arguments for Evangelists 00066 "Sink" (game) 00067 Chain Letter (joint effort) 00068 Avatar Classification 00069 Epistle to the Paranoids 00071 Super Secret Crypto Cypher Code 00070 Bavarian Illuminati: Advertisement 00072 Illuminati (letter) 00074 Principia Discordia - Salvation 00077 The Words of the Illumined (advertisement) 55555 Special Afterword