it's the stuff a
grammar teacher's
nightmares are made of--
words a five-year old could spell
forwards and
backwards blatantly
misspelled in the most horrific of
fashions. who could understand that old
school marm's
horror when she first
read about a
band called "
the beatles"? or perhaps, a little while later, when she saw an
album by "
the monkees." why, even
today grammar teachers'
morals are mocked by the disrespectful
spelling the band "
korn" employs.
so what is it that drives these
minstrels to
spit upon the
english language with their rebellious
spittle? maybe they had a
bad experience with a teacher and they are trying to get him or her
back. maybe it is just a publicity
stunt. or maybe they are just
plain stupid. whatever the cause for this
atrocity, it should be halted.
force should be used if necessary, or if it will be highly
amusing and could possibly be exploited for
television programming. anything to prevent further
misuse and
abuse of
beautiful words and to protect the
innocent and
dumb children whose aptitude for spelling will forever be perverted by this
wrongdoing. save our
intelligence. stop the
stupidity.