(idea) by jessicapierce Wed May 17 2000 at 14:34:03
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  • I would have started watching Chicago Hope a long time ago if I'd known Juliana Margulies was on it too. Carrie Weaver was worried about her job performance and asked the red-haired freaky intern how she was doing. He shuffled from foot to foot and waved his arms around. Later, he asked whatshername the red-haired girl from That 70s Show what was wrong with her. She pretended it was nothing but he could tell from the way she walked. Tom Cruise was angry about the patient who kept getting naked and playing grab-ass in the elevator.

  • A creepy man came over to visit my grandmother with some made-up reason for being there, but really he wanted Advil.

  • I was selling things on Ebay - a red plate, a cd, a shoe, packaged together.

  • Taking a bread-making class. Why did she have to be so MEAN? And she was wrong about the butter.

    • I like it!