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I took a road trip with a girl once who had created her own "Goth Barbie".

She had taken a regular Barbie Doll™®©, artfully painted all of the skin with a thin coating of white enamel, dyed the sweater black, cut off the bottoms of the black jeans and had gone in with a black felt pen laying on some typically heavy eye liner and lipstick. She dyed the hair black and, of course, no Goth Barbie is complete without heating a wire and melting little scars into her wrists from previous suicide attempts.

This lovely ornament was dangling ever so tastefully from her rear view mirror by a noose. The overall effect was perfect in every way. The head cocked to the side, the vacant Barbie eyes staring out into space...

I nearly got a nose bleed from laughing.