Today two people have approached me and asked me if my hair is blue in honor of
Super Bowl Sunday.
It's not.
The people (both in the supermarket, both complete strangers) seemed disconcerted by this fact.
Apparently, it's JUST FINE to have blue hair if you're doing it as a tribute to something as worthless as a sports team, or better yet, in honor of a huge corporate sporting event where the advertisements and shiny infographics are more interesting than anything actually happening with regard to the game of football.
God help you though, if you happen to have blue hair just because you want to have blue hair! That's insane! There ought to be a law!