The theme song to the TV show featuring the purple dinosaur, if I remember correctly, runs something like...

I love you
You love me
We're a great big family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

...sung to the tune of 'knick, knack, paddy whack'

A much better version, taught to me by a small girl we happened to be sharing a campsite with some years ago, runs...

I hate you
You hate me
Let's gang up and kill barney
With an M-16
And a bullet through his head
Sorry, kids, but Barney's dead

It's not big. It's not clever. But isn't it fun?



Shale: Now you've made my day just that little extra bit vomit-coloured, threats are winging their merry way toward your secretary as we speak.

Everyone else: What he said.