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SO-CALLED REALITY

I downloaded footage of the Crunch Pod video game (which exists in Pepper Ann's reality, not mine) from http://www.disney.go.com/disneytelevision/OneSaturdayMorning/pepperann/people/video/milo_video.html and attempted to analyze the game play, which looks like an odd cross of Asteroids, Spin Jam, and Pac-Man. I sent feedback to Disney.com asking how to play Crunch Pod. I fell asleep and was whisked off to

DREAM REALITY

I opened Outhouse and saw an email message from Disney.com that Crunch Pod had been included on a "Disney Collection" CD-ROM (or something or other). Turned out that the game came as an SNES ROM. (A PC port was also available.) I shelled out my cash and bought it. The recollection is somewhat fuzzy here, but I remember walking from one room into the next and finally entering a hallway. I turned left, and I saw Pepper Ann Pearson sleeping. When she woke up later in the dream, she was no help. She thought I was Milo Kamalani (the irony is mounting at PinEight.com...), and she wouldn't believe me that I had forgotten how to play Crunch Pod (which just happens to be everybody's favorite game in that reality). Unfortunately, before taking the CD back to my own computer to plug the game into SNES9x and try it out, I was sucked into

SO-CALLED REALITY

where I checked my email in Outhouse again, to see if that email was real. No dice. As soon as I figure out what's happening in that clip, I will clone that fscker and post the source code on PinEight.com.