Findings:

• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• We're all Borf in the End
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• Who were you, before?
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• We're all in this together
• and things we're all too young to know
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• We were the young lovers before despair
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Were you here at all?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• We're all still very different
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• How we were, before we were
• How we were, before you were
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We're all such products
• In all that you never were
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• We're All Mad Here
• let's pretend we're all the same
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• And Yet We're All Strangers
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Before You Were Punk
• remember who you were before you came here
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Before they were famous
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Even if we're not together
• The place where you were undone
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• Were
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• We're all guinea pigs
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• If my life were an arcade game
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• when you were words
• We're waiting for you to die
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• When were the gospels written?
• We're, Where, Were
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• read all instructions before beginning
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Once Were Warriors
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• We were supposed to fall
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• If All the World Were Paper
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• why we were chosen
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• this is it, we're going to die
• We're all doing just fine
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• Wish You Were Here
• Of course, they were wrong
• You Were on My Mind
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When We Were Kings
• RFC 602
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I'd elope if I were you
• We're the Replacements
• If the real world were like the internet
• I was into them after they were hip
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• You were my plans tonight
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• We're shifting the paradigm
• the words were enough
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• As if either one of us were happy
• If the Current Were to Call
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• In the long run, we're all dead
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Things you told me when we were in love
• I wish I were close
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• If This Were a Movie
• If I were
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We've heard it all before
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• as all mortal things wither before the infinite
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• We're Only In It For The Money
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Those were the days
• Let's pretend we're married
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We were never really friends
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Behave as if there were a God
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• "We're With Ditka"
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• We're in this Together
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• when we were children
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Would you know if you were insane?

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