Findings:

• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Real men can cook
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• we can take them
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Yan Can Cook
• Because I can!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Because
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• don't let them scare you
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I Got High
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• just because
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• I write because I cannot speak
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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