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• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• There will be time
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Stoned music memories
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• There's that feeling you get
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• we can get along even though we disagree
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I may or may not have been naked
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I don't have the time
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• OBAFGKM
• I Might Be Wrong
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Be there or be square
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Don't wait up for me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Let there be another next time
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling

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