Findings:
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- this means something
- This is this. This is not something else.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Tracers work both ways
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- Every Which Way but Loose
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- You, standing
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- here, but not here
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- dreaming of anywhere but here
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
- I just work here
- What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
- On My Way Here
- Do you work here?
- Something Else Press
- Something In The Way
- That means something
- God works in mysterious ways
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- When something means nothing and nothing means everything
- Either Way
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- sex sells, but obsession sells better
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- This is this. This is also something else.
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- Here is my father, here is something I regret
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I Work Here
- Sorry, I don't work here
- Ways and Means
- Something Wicker This Way Comes
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Something Wicked This Way Comes
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- She works in mysterious ways
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Your Method Works
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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