Findings:

• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• important
• Why you are the most important person here
• Three important numbers
• No one says anything important during the day
• The End Is Important In All Things
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• The five most important numbers
• Timeline of important events in the Star Wars galaxy
• The most important thing to remember if you decide to do drugs
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• What companies consider important to lock
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Art is so important
• Important Landmark Cases in Educational Law
• Why it's important to slow down in construction zones
• Why Math Is Important To Women
• An important letter
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Hope is important
• Important Arrivals
• Why checking user input from web forms is important
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Important aviation rules
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• Names that should never be given to important files
• size is not important
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Your call is very important to us
• The very important sack race
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• It's important for me to remember these things
• 3 most important things as a salaryman
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• An important message I received
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• nobody important (user)
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Are some species more important than others?
• An important message from the Prime Minister of Australia
• In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
• important questions
• Charles Bridgeman
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• The most important person in history
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• The day I learned the subtle, yet important, difference between a vibrator and an ass-vibrator
• The most important thing I learned in Basic
• Some things are more important than sleep
• How Important is One Vote?
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• A Very Important Question Lingering in the Mind of a Science Student
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• it's not the first kiss that's important, it's the last
• passion is far more important than money
• poop and dick jokes are an important diagnostic tool
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• How important are softlinks? (e2poll)
• at least i saved something important
• there are people talking, some of it is important

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