Findings:
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Try not to look into my eyes
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- Not atheist, but what then?
- Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
- Fell, But Tried
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- Can't nothin' fail but a try
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I tried to pull you into my head
- Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
- But who codes the coders?
- Everything But the Girl
- butt naked
- but
- butt set
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- anti-abortion but pro-choice
- Straight but not Narrow
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- The odds are good, but the goods are odd
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Monkey Butt!
- butt breath
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- BQN: But, one for all?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- Your Method Works
- But there are NUNS watching us!
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- General Butt Naked
- I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
- Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
- It hasn't been so long, but
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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