Findings:

• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Admitted
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Ted, Just Admit It
• Admit One
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?

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