Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Adults are useless and nobody understands you but your troublemaker friends! Fuck school!"

• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Nobody for me but you
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Friends who fuck
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• God is an imaginary friend for adults
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• they carry but they do not understand
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Nobody's fault but mine
• High school can kill you
• I had cool friends in high school
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• High school friends
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Fuck them all but the six
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• adult
• Young Adult literature
• adult contemporary
• adult supervision
• Adult personality inventory
• When am I an adult?
• Christian young adults
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Playtime for Adults
• adult entertainment
• Adult Alternative
• Adult Standards
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Be an adult. Be false.
• Final Integration in the Adult Personality
• Adult Swim
• Arachnoid, Adult
• I must escape the noose of my adult responsibility
• Telling adult stories to non-adults
• adult limited-service dining
• Adult interactive fiction
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• ADULT.
• Amazing Adult Fantasy
• Young Adult Novel
• adult self-education
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• Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Adult Literature
• Adult Learning Grant
• Adult Video News
• adult swingers (user)
• adult single (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Adult DVD (user)
• Adult World
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Young Adult Fiction
• teaching adults
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Because I'm an adult
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Top 10 Best Book for Young Adults
• USPSTF: Screen all adults for unhealthy alcohol use
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• New adult
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone

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