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• She writes like the wind moves
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• She Came and Went Like Wind (A Selkie Story)
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• That one makes me scream, she said
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Wow, she is going in on that cornbread.
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• She tastes like gingerbread, too.
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• She is like an onion
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She works in mysterious ways
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• I am three, she said
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• She Misses Him
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• She misses me
• She Liked Horses, and Flowers That Smell Pink
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She is all I am listening to here
• She doesn't like you
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• He and she are one
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• I am the Bull and She is the China Shop
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I am my mother's daughter, and she is my daughter
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• Is she really going out with him?
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• i am no one (user)
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• HSE First Aid at Work
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• I liked the one with the whales
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 11: Where Are you Going, My Little One?
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You're the one i saw first
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Write like a Hacker
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Hot pursuit
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• I am, however, in trouble.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I just couldn't work like that
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Work like you don't need the money
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• How to write poetry like a teenager
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Works like the train toilet
• How do you write like that?
• Going for the One
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Everyone falls the first time
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Since feeling is first
• The first one's always free
• I am a minority of one
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• One of These Things First
• How to write the perfect letter to inspire passion between the President and First Lady
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Today I am going to learn to fly

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