Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Anyone remember that one B-movie about a demon baby who leaps out at people and kills them? I saw a clip on Twitter and it made me laugh so hard"

• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• i worked hard and it made me sick. i slacked off and it made me sick.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Know your pets
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• It kills me to watch them go
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• chop saw
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The bored who complain
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• People who carp about their jobs
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Tell me a story about cranes
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Tell me a story about brains
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Tell me about my contradictions
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• out and about
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• One point five words about love
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• show me what the world is all about
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• The thing to understand about trans people
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• Is anyone out there?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Ask me about Loom
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Tell me a story about drains
• Don't tell me about her
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• the one about the teddy bears
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Fifty one words about love
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains

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