Findings:

• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• you would have been
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• he would have cried
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You stole what they would have given you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would like to have emotions
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What pornos would have us believe
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• he would have laughed
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• Bernie would have won
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Fate
• Fates
• Fated
• Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis
• Snark Fit 7 The Banker's Fate
• fate and kipple
• Doctor Fate
• The Fate of the Tin Woodman
• Oh, men of dark and dismal fate
• Fates Warning
• The Fate of a Pawn
• Fate and Ice Cream
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Warriors of Fate
• The fate of the Gypsy's horse
• Fate is not twisted, it is tied in a knot
• Fate spits upon my Muse
• Fate Is The Hunter
• The Fate of the Children of Lir
• Twist of Fate
• Fate (user)
• The Responsibility of Fate
• Fate takes a piss
• Fate in Macbeth
• Final Reckoning: The Fate of Bester
• Fate, made to fade
• Fate as presented in Homer's "The Iliad"
• The role of Fate in the Lais of Marie de France
• Table of Fate
• Portentous Fate (user)
• Fate sharing
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• Mercyful Fate
• Fate's Right Hand
• Leo believes in fate
• The weary Titan staggers under the too vast orb of his fate.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Three scoops of fate
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• A Fate turned sharply, Key in Lock
• Turning Fate
• Life and Fate
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I whisper into the ears of Fate. Suggestions, taunts; course corrections.
• The Kitchen Table of Fate
• Fate Loves the Fearless
• the fate in no one's plans
• our time is short; this is our fate
• Old fate in the brine, waiting for the fire
• spirit recognizing fate
• The mournful fate of big dirty 8
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat

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