Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I Don't Believe in Love
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't believe in falling in love
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't believe in anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't Believe the truth
• I don't believe in Forever
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• I don't believe in people
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• You don't believe in evolution?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• don't believe everything you read on the internet
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• I don't believe the things you are saying are true
• I don't believe in ghosts
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• The Great Spoiler (e2poll)
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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