Findings:

• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Me, the liar, the fraud
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm not in love, set me free
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Do You Believe
• Human beings will believe anything
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You don't believe in evolution?
• You mean the me that you would be
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Reason to believe
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

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