Findings:

• Bert and Ernie
• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• The Ernie/Bert Dichotomy
• Ernie and Bert, the truth is revealed
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Ernie and Bert are not straight
• Get a Move on
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Why do you want to get married?
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Bert
• Burt Kwouk
• Bert and Ernie's sexuality
• Bert is Evil!
• Bert Newton
• Bert Convy
• the kindness of bert (user)
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Bert Jansch
• Bert (user)
• Bert Kessler
• Osama Bin Laden 'Bert' poster
• Bert Lahr
• Bert Parks
• Bert Williams
• Bert Danher
• Bert Berns
• Bert Trautmann
• Bert Jones
• Bert McCracken
• Why bert hid the moon
• Bert I. Gordon
• Bert Blyleven
• Bert Pepper (user)
• Bert Kaempfert
• Phill Bert (user)
• Ernie
• Eric and Ernie
• Ernie Kovacs
• Ernie Ball/Music Man
• Ernie Pook's Comeek
• Ernie (user)
• Ernie Pyle
• Ernie Els
• Alpha Beam with Ernie
• Tennessee Ernie Ford
• Ernie Banks
• Ernie Eves
• Ernie Pantusso
• Ernie Davis
• Ernie Lombardi
• Ernie Harwell
• Ernie Irvan
• The importance of being Ernie
• My Dinner with Ernie
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Get your rocks off
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• a bug walking across the ground moved me to tears
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education
• Get off the shed
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• The Get Along Gang
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get the hell out of Dodge

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