Big Breakfast

A breakfast option at McDonald's that comes in a long, flat styrofoam container. Inside, you get:

Canadian contents:

• runny, fluorescent yellow scrambled eggs
• round, flat, dark sausage-forms
• white plastic knife and fork
• English muffin
• greasy hashbrowns
• strawberry jam packet

American contents:

• runny, fluorescent yellow scrambled eggs
• round, flat, dark sausage-forms
• white plastic knife and fork
• biscuit
• greasy hashbrowns
• strawberry jam packet

I used to get this option all the time as a kid. But my body ain't so robust anymore so I try to avoid this low-grade fuel.

The Hotcakes are a separate menu item, but do come in the same-shaped styrofoam container.