Findings:

• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'll do anything to pass
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• but her emails
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• they carry but they do not understand
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I do not see her
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• No, but I'll have a beer
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Do Her
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I do not ask for her secret.
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What do I call her?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 9: Steal My Voice and I'll Steal Your Thunder
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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